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Dating in Nottingham and Dating in Derbyshire
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| Asterix8 's Profile |
| Name | Asterix8 |
 | | Age | 43 |
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Within Last Week |
| Town | Nottingham |
| Nearest City | Nottingham |
| State/County | Derbyshire |
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Not Available | | | | | | About Asterix8 | | Family Status | Divorced |
Sexuality | Straight | | Children | Zero |
| | | Profession | Professional |
| | | Income | Moderate | | | | Race | Caucasian / White | | | | Build | Slim |
| | | Appearance | Attractive | | | | Smoker | None | | |
| Vegetarian | No | | | | Interests | LOVE IS PURE AND SIMPLE.........YOUR PURE AND I'M SIMPLE | | More about Asterix8 and what they are looking for |
| I love Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Travel/Sightseeing. I jog and keep myself fit in my spare time, which is part of my Army discipline | | Asterix8 is looking for someone... | | Aged | 43ish |
Looking For | A Serious Relationship | | Race | Caucasian / White | Religion | Christian | | Children | No | Smoker | No | |
| Ideal Partner |
| I would really like to meet someone who at first can be a friend, and enjoy the good things in life. Someone who can share the bad times as well as the good, and laugh with me as well as at me. Eventually someone who I can fall for and enjoy life with
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| First date |
| My ideal first date would have to be outside a romantic restaurant, with flowers everywhere for the woman in my life, excellent food, candle lit by an open fire, where the glow of the fire lights our silhouette in the darkness, while the stars shine above our heads. Completed by soft music, coffee and a soft gentle kiss at the end of the night..........MMMMMMM, nice! |
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| I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing and I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Albanian refugees, I write award-winning operas, and I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide, swoon over my original line of corduroy eveningwear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured Europe with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the Secret Service. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four-course meals using only a Brevil toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and won vodka drinking competitions at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
All this and more I have done but I have not yet heard from you
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Nottingham Dating service,Derbyshire Dating service
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